196: Expensive Trips To Poop On

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This week on America’s Greatest Podcast, we discuss

Mustaches, Sea World, family, kids, zoos, the worth of a circus, kids, high tea, United Airlines, radiohead, and vasectomies.

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194: IWD

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  • Old podcast topic ideas: Being Stranded, Closing Conversations, Bar That Keeps Changing Names
  • International Women’s Day
  • Kids running into your office
  • Beyonce Conspiracy — Good Mythical Morning
  • Video With Comparisons — Gizmodo
  • Being Careful of your time — 500ish Words blog
  • Lady survives attacker #fightattacker — Esquire

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172: Jones Johnson

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This week:

  • 0 – Brad’s back, #dell, summer solstice
  • 3 – GSW v Cavs Finals talk
    • Usher, Cleveland, rigged games, LeBron James, predictions, Bulls fans
  • 17 – Recap of 171
  • 18 – Brad’s take on espresso, no fourth wave coffee shops in Richmond
  • 20 – Kid update
    • Kids are stupid, smiles keep you going, battle of the wills
  • 27 – Riding the school bus, public transportation
  • 34 – Public schooling, ideal world v reality, how to fix the problem
  • 46 – What’s the worst school you would allow your kid to attend?
  • 48 – Richmond’s rampant heroine problem
  • 49 – Movie Pick Reminder: The Messenger
  • 50 – Jeana’s killing the mom game, dad bod
  • 52 – Father’s Day
  • 55 – Riding bikes with kids, gear options
  • 59 – Minor league sporting events
  • 61 – Basketball stats ridiculousness, comparing players across eras
  • 67 – Obsession with professional perfection
  • 68 – Wrap up

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169: BabyCation

End of BabyCation, Hobbies, books, and the perils of taking comedians too seriously

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via book on cassette tape. Rewind!

This week:

  • 0 – hanging out. feed back and follow up on last episode, more stroller talk (not having one)
  • 6 – steak talk, smoking up your entire, getting a good sear, adjusting to a new stove, steak thickness and more,
  • 10 – end of babycation. Regrets, lessons, and more. The ideal time to take off. Vacation Eyes,
  • 16 – back to work. returning to work after vacation.
  • 20 – sports minute –
  • 21 – MLS and world soccer is trying to get in your wallet.
  • 23 – Car troubles, MLS, getting hobbies and following through with them. Including book reading. Jeana has been reading Chronicles of Narnia for 10 years. What percentage of books in your personal library have you finished in their entirety? Comparing reading percentages.
  • 30 – Don’t be afraid of your hobbies. Are books on tape the same as reading? Or is it just podcasting?
  • 33 – the differences between media (books vs comics vs campfire vs movies)
  • 36 – Jeana picks a movie — The Messenger (2009)
  • 38 – picking movies in general. being forced to watch movies.
  • 40 – ARTICLE – Comediens finally taking on motherhood. Ally Wong, Catastophe, Motherhood, pregnancy,
  • 44 – The nature of comedy, cycles, new territory, overhyping the importance of comediens,
  • 48 – making entertainers cultural critcs when they can just be entertainers
  • 50 – finding fertile soil for comedy, Game of Thrones is actually just a new spin on old fantasy tropes,
  • 53 – How will GOT end? bittersweet, resolution, the best way to end this thing,
  • 56 – Wrapping it all up.

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168: Dog and Kid Show

Training your dogs and your kids.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via dog walking service. Take a poop!

This week:

  • 0 – 5 – Feedback follow up. Introductions. 167 recap. Local coffee follow up.
  • 5 – 8 – Roasting coffee. How to best roast coffee at home?
  • 8 – 12 – Getting out as a new parent. Babysitter checklist. Is it even worth it?
  • 12 – 15 – Strollers. Should you have one? Getting out and about. Wraps. Brad discusses the best way to carry your kid around.
  • 15 – 25 – Annoying people being rude when coming around the dog. Dog talk. The guys try to figure out the origin of this awful behavior. They compare it to the Elevator rudeness.
  • 25 – 29 – Being a good dog owner. Outsourcing dog walking. What is a good walk.
  • 29 – 36 – Parenting lessons from being a dog owner. Being a step-dog-owner. What makes a good owner? Walking? Stimulation? What?
  • 36 – 39 – More lessons. Making mistakes with dogs that help you raise a kid. Giving your kid a job around the house.
  • 39 – 43 – Dell explains Buster, his dog, and his weirdness. Training troubles. Consistency in training kids and dogs and how much wiggle room do you have?
  • 43 – The benefits of napping. Brad discusses tbe benefits of breaking routine.
  • 44 – Food routines. Do you do Taco Tuesday and Thai Thursday? Is this normal and we are weird?
  • 47 – Forcing kids to nap, by Brad.
  • 48 – Recaps, wrapping up. Incidentals. Cabin Amerdica, The Nice Guys, Deadpool, movie mentions, reviews. Shane Black is cool, more.
  • 53 – Kid shows, Little Bear, Rocky and Bullwinkle, the Octonauts. More wrapping up. Done.

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166: A Child Is Born

Ooooh man A+J = P

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered into your arms, for you to cradle.

This week:

  • 0 – 5 minutes – baby talk!
  • 5-12 minutes – Woman discusses her labor!
  • 12 – 22 – discussing complications and interventions
  • 22 – Parental leave and parenting
  • 28 – clichéd parenting and grandparents and naming your child
  • 31 – Dell update: He’s moving to Denton, Texas
  • 32 – Ideal distance from friends
  • 36 – The greatness of living alone
  • 39 – Age gaps among peers and the resulting problems
  • 41 – Dell discusses his rationale
  • 44 – Life goals, and the right balance between ambition and appreciating life
  • 49 – Dell and Brad go inside Mislays and discuss college. Adam is bored.
  • 53 – How all those old stories are slightly different now that these guys are older, wiser.
  • 55 – Adam cooks dinner, and the team discusses the perfect steak.
  • 1:00 – Dell unspools the brag of the night.
  • 1:07 – Brad on the perils of charcoal grilling
  • 1:12-:13 Nerd minute — talking CKII
  • 1:14-1:15 – wrap

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162: Bring Cosby

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This week:

  • 161 Recap
  • The Oscars 2016 Review
    • #OscarsSoWhite, Controversy, Movie Talk
  • Brad Wears A Bow Tie
    • learning curve, 3 animals?, Brad had a birthday
  • Pregnancy Updates
    • Weird birth class problems, learning pain management techniques,
  • Brad the Dad, Part 3

Drink like us:

  • Everyone had water, like lames.

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159: Dab

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via halftime extravaganza! Enjoy the social commentary in our beats!

This week:

  • 158 recap
  • #Dell
  • SuperBowl 50 talk
    • Cam Newton, boredome, halftime shows
  • Baby Registry Probs
    • By popular demand
  • Metallica
    • Billions, poor show writing, Rolling Stones?, cartoonization of bands.

Drink like us:

  • Adam had water. So did everyone else.

Things To Do:

  • Watch You & Me & Everyone We Know
  • Feedback

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153: The Scoreboard

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via Greyhound. You may never hear us scream.

This week:

  • We’re back!
  • The Knoxville Trip
    • Brad and buses don’t mix
    • Adam and Jeana’s uber ride
    • Lame fried chicken at Tupelo Honey Cafe
  • Dell’s Adventure in Portland
    • Pedestrians get respect, or everyone’s stoned
    • Burnside Brewing and Heart Coffee
  • Thanksgiving Recap
    • Brad’s was easygoing and family friendly
    • Dell’s family gathered en masse to celebrate
    • Adam and Jeana enjoyed a feast for two
  • Fantasy Football Final Week Rundown
  • You can’t die when you have kids
  • Don’t ever ride Greyhound

Drink like us:

  • Brad: Natural Light
  • Dell: If it’s not beer in Portland, it’s not worth drinking
  • Adam and Jeana: More water!

Things To Do:

  • Take a look at our Fantasy Football league… it’s the final countdown!
  • Tell us when you first told your parents to sit on it
  • Feedback

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151: Toad

Back to the Future Day, Prego’s Progress, Future

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via Delorean

This week:

  • #Dell
  • Happy Back to the Future II Day?
  • Prego’s Progress
    • Jeana looks like a toad
    • Unsolicited ‘hey you look pregnant!’
  • Futuristic Technologies Predictions
    • Flying cars / time travel
  • Brad and Texas Chainsaw Massacre(s)
  • Fantasy Football
  • Other good old movies
    • 9-to-5
    • Big Business
    • Dave
    • The American President
      • Annette Benning
    • Beetlejuice
  • Brad the Dad
  • Parent v Grandparent concerns

Drink like some of us:

  • Brad: Natty Lite
  • A & J: Water

Things To Do:

  • Take a look at our Fantasy Football league
  • Feedback

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