198: Punch This Park

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Dent
on, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded bi-weekly and delivered via left hook! Protect that bad eye!

This week on America’s Greatest Podcast, we catch up with Dell, discuss family succession planning, the various possibilities of kid’s birthday parties, teenagers as workers, public parks, Fyre Festival, and the Canelo – Chavez fight.

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196: Expensive Trips To Poop On

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Dent
on, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded bi-weekly and delivered via enthusiastic trainer! We feed the hosts even when they suck!

This week on America’s Greatest Podcast, we discuss

Mustaches, Sea World, family, kids, zoos, the worth of a circus, kids, high tea, United Airlines, radiohead, and vasectomies.

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167: Roast My Coffee Freshly

We check in with the new parents, but mostly talk about coffee.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via fresh roasted coffee. Sip the Thermos Brand cup!

This week:

  • 0-5 intros
  • 5 – Tetris and gaming your brain and TV show recommendations – The Americans, Orphan Black
  • 8 – Birthing Jeana Update. Life as a dairy cow. Dealing with newborns and the things you notice about childrens.
  • 11 – Why do we yawn?
  • 12 – Children as 90% instinct.
  • 14 – Helpful parenting tips for dudes. Parental resentment, and why you might want to murder death kill your spouse in the middle of the night. Sleeping tips.
  • 22 – The three pillars of baby-rearing for a stress free first month. Manging stress. Parental leave.
  • 30 – more Leave talk and the implications for the companies who do not have good leave policies.
  • 33 – #Dadbrain. Adam talks about how he is turning into a space brain person who doesn’t know how this world works. Lattes and frappecinos please.
  • 37 – How helpful has Adam been to Jeana? Also mail box meals.
  • 41 – coffee talk, how to make it, how to compromise on quality, the best brands, the worst stuff. The bad coffee at Local Coffee in SA.
  • 58 – The implications of really getting into things, and how it ruins the Regular stuff.
  • 1:02 – Farther or Further?
  • 1:04 – dream jobs aren’t so dreamy
  • 1:05 – Civilization, farming, and removing ourselves from the basic lessons of living. Is that good, bad, or neither. Jeana makes a good point about 1:12
  • 1:21 – end.

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166: A Child Is Born

Ooooh man A+J = P

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered into your arms, for you to cradle.

This week:

  • 0 – 5 minutes – baby talk!
  • 5-12 minutes – Woman discusses her labor!
  • 12 – 22 – discussing complications and interventions
  • 22 – Parental leave and parenting
  • 28 – clichéd parenting and grandparents and naming your child
  • 31 – Dell update: He’s moving to Denton, Texas
  • 32 – Ideal distance from friends
  • 36 – The greatness of living alone
  • 39 – Age gaps among peers and the resulting problems
  • 41 – Dell discusses his rationale
  • 44 – Life goals, and the right balance between ambition and appreciating life
  • 49 – Dell and Brad go inside Mislays and discuss college. Adam is bored.
  • 53 – How all those old stories are slightly different now that these guys are older, wiser.
  • 55 – Adam cooks dinner, and the team discusses the perfect steak.
  • 1:00 – Dell unspools the brag of the night.
  • 1:07 – Brad on the perils of charcoal grilling
  • 1:12-:13 Nerd minute — talking CKII
  • 1:14-1:15 – wrap

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153: The Scoreboard

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via Greyhound. You may never hear us scream.

This week:

  • We’re back!
  • The Knoxville Trip
    • Brad and buses don’t mix
    • Adam and Jeana’s uber ride
    • Lame fried chicken at Tupelo Honey Cafe
  • Dell’s Adventure in Portland
    • Pedestrians get respect, or everyone’s stoned
    • Burnside Brewing and Heart Coffee
  • Thanksgiving Recap
    • Brad’s was easygoing and family friendly
    • Dell’s family gathered en masse to celebrate
    • Adam and Jeana enjoyed a feast for two
  • Fantasy Football Final Week Rundown
  • You can’t die when you have kids
  • Don’t ever ride Greyhound

Drink like us:

  • Brad: Natural Light
  • Dell: If it’s not beer in Portland, it’s not worth drinking
  • Adam and Jeana: More water!

Things To Do:

  • Take a look at our Fantasy Football league… it’s the final countdown!
  • Tell us when you first told your parents to sit on it
  • Feedback

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151: Toad

Back to the Future Day, Prego’s Progress, Future

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via Delorean

This week:

  • #Dell
  • Happy Back to the Future II Day?
  • Prego’s Progress
    • Jeana looks like a toad
    • Unsolicited ‘hey you look pregnant!’
  • Futuristic Technologies Predictions
    • Flying cars / time travel
  • Brad and Texas Chainsaw Massacre(s)
  • Fantasy Football
  • Other good old movies
    • 9-to-5
    • Big Business
    • Dave
    • The American President
      • Annette Benning
    • Beetlejuice
  • Brad the Dad
  • Parent v Grandparent concerns

Drink like some of us:

  • Brad: Natty Lite
  • A & J: Water

Things To Do:

  • Take a look at our Fantasy Football league
  • Feedback

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132: Beachin

Beach trip, daughter cussin’, family meetings, sci-fi and more!

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, Tx and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly and delivered via family member’s rambling guilt trip! Why don’t you visit more often?

This week:

  • 131 Recap
  • 2 Min Hate:
    • Brad broke his kid’s sleeping habit
    • Jeana surprised her mom
    • Adam is sunburnt and topless
  • GoT: MadMen
  • Brad got a free Schwinn
  • Jeana missed a flight
    • Airline policies; Alamo drafthouse
  • The problems with hanging with family
  • Simon Pegg’s article on sci-fi
  • Memorial Day
  • Netflix Movie segment returns next week!
  • Summer Reading List
    • Tibetan Peach Pie — Tom Robbins
    • Pillars of the Earth

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Drink like us:

  • Adam and Jeana: Water after Old Fashioneds and Sake
  • Brad had . . . ?

Things To Do:

  • Feed back
  • Give me your summer movie list
  • Figure out the quote at the end of the podcast

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photo credit: 1950 Girls Schwinn Spitfire via photopin (license)

99: If I’m Ever 60

This week we talked we discussed Robin Williams, Recapped Lollapalooza, Deranged Pengwin Fantasy Football, EPL, and Family Photos. Sign up for FF!

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, Tx and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly, and put out into the great abyss that is the internet! Hear your life flash before your ears!

This week:

  • Robin Williams
  • Lollapalooza Recap
  • Fantasy Football
  • EPL
  • Family Photos

Things To Do:

  • Let us know if you’re down for Fantasy Football!
  • Subscribe
  • Get a podcast app on your phone
  • email the show

@DerangedPengwin podcast@derangedpengwin.com You can grab the feed here or on iTunes here. Subscribe via Email here. Call us at (210) 701-0763 and leave us your thoughts on stuff.

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Drink like us:

    • Adam, Jeana Malbec
    • Brad had…who knows?
    • Dell drank… oh wait #dell

93: World Cup Fever

We talked US v Portugal, picking an EPL team, Busch Gardens talk and Reasons You Should Hate Your Cousins. Email the show.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, Tx and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly, and put out into the great cauldron that is the internet. Grab a bowl and take a seat!

This week:

  • World Cup: US v Portugal
  • How to Pick an EPL Team
  • Busch Gardens Talk
  • The Reasons You Should Hate Your Cousins

Things To Do:

  • Watch the World Cup!
  • Email the Show!

 

@DerangedPengwin podcast@derangedpengwin.com

You can grab the feed here or on iTunes here. Subscribe via Email here.

Call us at (210) 701-0763 and leave us your thoughts on stuff.

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Drink like us:

    • Adam, Jeana and Brad all had water. #hydrate

72: Vuffer or Dogthritis

This week:

We are #dell, as he is in the Grand Canyon. Tonight we talk about our newly arthritic dogs, beards, plan the next podcast competition, hanging TVs dangerously, and ask Rudy what happened with Open Mic Night.

Things To Do:

  • Go to Open Mic Night
  • Tell us your resolutions
  • Make a better suggestion than fantasy baseball

@DerangedPengwin podcast@derangedpengwin.com

You can grab the feed here or on iTunes here. Subscribe via Email here.

Call us at (210) 701-0763 and leave us your thoughts on stuff.

DP72 download link

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Drink like us:

  • Adam had Real Ale Coffee Porter
  • Jeana had Rum and ginger ale