195: Vats of Things, Drums of Flour

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Dent
on, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded bi-weekly and delivered via podcast! Literally!

This week on America’s Greatest Podcast, we discuss

Harps are they really cries for attention? What about an earth harp? This earth harp provides musical undertones throughout the show. The cast is ungrateful for it.

Later, we discuss House Speaker Paul Ryan and Donny Trump’s faceplant and a little more on the AHCA.

Do you like the TI-108? I do. Weren’t protractors cool? Yes? You should listen to this part (5min)

At the 13 min mark we discuss overstorytelling and the effect it is having on your purchasing decisions. Also someone says “tomatoes are the dogs of the world” and means it. Brad reveals himself as an entrepreneur.

The rest of the show includes mentions of the Anthony Jeselnik show in SA, Wonder Woman, and a lengthy discussion of home movies, Síclovía and biking in this modern world.

Later, Gina reveals her latent gift for etymology.

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141: Talk To That

Jeana got a new bike, Tumblr adult time

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly and delivered via corny porny tumblr! Enjoy the amateurotica!

This week:

  •  Talk To that; hanging ‘so’
  • 2 Minutes Hate:
    • Brad had a stressful week
    • Jeana bought a new bike! — Turns out we didn’t podcast mention the other stuff we thought we did!
    • Adam finally lost and he appreciates sportsfolks
  • Basketball players have it rough
    • Fan criticism; grown men analyzing kids; MGN
  • Brad’s castle project gets an update
  • Terrible Twos
  • Tumblr Porn
    • Male fantasy


Drink like us:

  • Adam and Jeana had Karbach Sympathy for the Lager
  • Brad had Natty Light

Things To Do:

  • Avoid saying “That’s an ‘ask'”

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68: Cosmos or Kosovo?

This week:

The crew finally gets back together and explains life’s mysteries to you. Adam updates everyone on his bicycle situation, Brad has a new house, Dell updates us on the origin of his beard, and Gina explains her fantasy football loss.

Things To Do:

  • Tell us how much you miss us

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Drink like us:

  • Adam and Jeana had Shiner Holiday Cheer
  • Brad drank water
  • Dell had a mystery beer