172: Jones Johnson

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via bicycle rickshaw. Settle in for a bumpy ride!

This week:

  • 0 – Brad’s back, #dell, summer solstice
  • 3 – GSW v Cavs Finals talk
    • Usher, Cleveland, rigged games, LeBron James, predictions, Bulls fans
  • 17 – Recap of 171
  • 18 – Brad’s take on espresso, no fourth wave coffee shops in Richmond
  • 20 – Kid update
    • Kids are stupid, smiles keep you going, battle of the wills
  • 27 – Riding the school bus, public transportation
  • 34 – Public schooling, ideal world v reality, how to fix the problem
  • 46 – What’s the worst school you would allow your kid to attend?
  • 48 – Richmond’s rampant heroine problem
  • 49 – Movie Pick Reminder: The Messenger
  • 50 – Jeana’s killing the mom game, dad bod
  • 52 – Father’s Day
  • 55 – Riding bikes with kids, gear options
  • 59 – Minor league sporting events
  • 61 – Basketball stats ridiculousness, comparing players across eras
  • 67 – Obsession with professional perfection
  • 68 – Wrap up

Helpful Links:

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165: Lady’s Choice

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via unnecessary medical intervention.

This week:

  • 164 recap
  • March Madness and the busted brackets
  • NCAA vs NBA basketball
    • Brad sat court-near at Hornet’s game
    • Court-near vs court-side crowd
  • Attendance Policies
  • Netflix Movie: The Business of Being Born

Drink like us:

  • Adam had a Shiner Bock
  • Jeana had water
  • Dell had an IPA
  • Brad had a Natty Lite

Things To Do:

  • Learn about natural childbirth!
  • Watch the NCAA Tournament
  • Watch Flaked on Netflix

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141: Talk To That

Jeana got a new bike, Tumblr adult time

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly and delivered via corny porny tumblr! Enjoy the amateurotica!

This week:

  •  Talk To that; hanging ‘so’
  • 2 Minutes Hate:
    • Brad had a stressful week
    • Jeana bought a new bike! — Turns out we didn’t podcast mention the other stuff we thought we did!
    • Adam finally lost and he appreciates sportsfolks
  • Basketball players have it rough
    • Fan criticism; grown men analyzing kids; MGN
  • Brad’s castle project gets an update
  • Terrible Twos
  • Tumblr Porn
    • Male fantasy

Links

Drink like us:

  • Adam and Jeana had Karbach Sympathy for the Lager
  • Brad had Natty Light

Things To Do:

  • Avoid saying “That’s an ‘ask'”

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140: Nit & Gritty

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly and delivered via survivalist tactics! Enjoy the shoddy shelter!

This week:

      • 139 Recap
      • Walmart and Corporate Giants
      • Brad’s Standalone Pharmacy Dream
        • Old Ladies
      • 2 Minutes Hate
        • Brad: Bought Pumas; going to build a castle bed
        • Adam: Naked and Afraid; building shelter
        • Jeana: Hearing work news via media; The Last Comic Standing
      • 14 Things You’ll Say to Your Kids
      • Does anyone care about the primaries yet?

Links

Drink like us:

    • Adam had whiskey
    • Jeana had wine
    • Brad had a Natty Lite

Things To Do:

            • Feedback
            • Watch KT Tatara on The Last Comic Standing
            • Become a Survivalist and Survive!

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139: Put Coffee On It

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly and delivered via forced feeding! Tastes yucky!

This week:

    • Amazon Prime Day and Deals
    • 138 Recap
    • Still Frozen Mania at Brad’s
    • 2 Minutes Hate
      • Jeana: Mosquito rash and sucking at soccer
      • Adam: Veteran bball team, bought Kobe’s
      • Dell: Winning in his absence
      • Brad: Harrowing park experience with the youngest
    • Serena Williams
    • Amy Documentary
    • The Visit
    • Finicky kids and dogs

Links

Drink like us:

      • Adam and Jeana had coffee
      • Brad had a Natty Lite

Things To Do:

        • Feedback
        • Watch Amy
        • Join a rec league already!

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138: 23 Skidoo

We update you on the break we took, and go in depth on why Jurassic World is not that great y’all.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly and delivered via nostalgic look backs at Salute Your Shorts! Donkeylips!

This week:

    • We discuss the Sabbatical
    • Previews of the Remix
    • 137 Recap
    • 2 Minutes Hate
      • Brad: Periphery of the woods; best
      • Jeana: Floetry concert, USWNT won!
      • Adam: Basketball rec league
    • Jurassic World Review
      • Kids reactions
      • Wild Wild West was bad?
    • Sequels
    • LeBron and Millennials
    • Nostalgia
    • Buying Apps
    • Greece Debt Crisis

Links

Drink like us:

  • Adam and Jeana had zinfandel
  • Brad had a Natty Lite

Things To Do:

    • Feedback
    • Read those articles man

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135: Narrow Dragon Neck

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, Tx and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly and delivered during office hours! Enjoy the abundance of available parking!

This week:

  • #Dell
  • 134 Recap
  • 2 Minutes Hate
    • Adam got 2 Ws this week in rec bball
    • Jeana got put on antibiotics
    • Brad’s been lazy but needs to prep the yard for a bday zoo
  • Community College teaching is where it’s at
  • NBA Finals
  • Netflix Pick: Miller’s Crossing
  • GOT review

Links

Drink like us:

  • Adam and Jeana had sangria

Things To Do:

  • Feedback
  • Watch the summer Netflix pick
  • Watch Happyish
  • Watch Mr. Robot

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134: Happyish

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, Tx and Richmond, VA. Recorded Weekly and delivered via sickly podcasters! Enjoy the congested sounds, but don’t drink after us!

This week:

  • #Dell
  • 2 Minutes Hate
    • Brad reassembled a swing set and got sick
    • Jeana spent this week sick
    • Adam got pummeled by rec league goons
  • Review of Happyish
  • Having kids is like being in grad school
  • GOT review

Links

Drink like us:

  • Lots of fluids!

Things To Do:

  • Feedback
  • Give me Netflix summer movie suggestions
  • Watch Happyish
  • Watch Mr. Robot

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