181: Baby Talk

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via Amazon review. Go ahead and take their word for it!

This week:

  • 0m – The Adam & Jeana Show
  • 3m – No fantasy football
  • 14m – Adam earned his walker
  • 15m – Slate article on reader reviews
  • 24m – Brad the Dad joins the show
  • 28m – Why you can’t buy brushes for an artist
  • 31m – Life with three kids
  • 41m – Useless dads in the delivery room
  • 51m – Babies fit well in nooks
  • 55m – Baby gender mixups
  • 60m – Puberty teammate
  • 62m – Minivan life
  • 67m – Knowing when to go out and when to stay in
  • 71m – Watch Don’t Breathe
  • 73m to end – Wrap up

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171: Coffee Correspondent

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via single group head espresso machine. Stir the shot, or not, then enjoy!

This week:

  • 0 – Recap, witching hour, Dell in a less resonant room, Brad is #dell, our morning zoo, Silicon Valley jacket
  • 5 – Indulging Dell with a recurring coffee segment
  • 7 – Coffee Correspondent Colton, Estate Coffee Company, slow coffee
  • 10 – Single group Slayer espresso machine, creating the vibe
  • 13 – Third vs fourth wave coffee shops
  • 17 – Espresso presentation, debate on proper way to enjoy
  • 22 – How to tell if a shot was pulled well
  • 26 – Drawbacks of knowing too much, chasing the “ist”
  • 30 – Coffee destination episodes
  • 31 – Checking in with Jeana the Dairy Cow, going with the flow
  • 34 – Restaurants closed on Mondays
  • 36 – Jeana kills house plants, thirsty dogs story
  • 39 – Adam gets sweat in the baby’s eye, hurting or startling babies
  • 43 – Coffee in Mississippi, cold brew coffee, pour overs
  • 49 – Pipes, cigars and whiskey
  • 52 – Unaffordable wine hobby, building up to the pricey stuff
  • 54 – Wrap up and shout out

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Check out the full first write-up below from our new coffee correspondent, Colton.

Coffee Correspondent Colton

    There are numerous and highly subjective criterion used to judge espresso. I’ll do my best to avoid roaming into that area and instead focus on a few broad categories: equipment, presentation, and taste.

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170: Slouch Cap Coffee Myths

Oh man we bought a slouch cap and read Lifehacker’s Myths about Coffee

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via novelty pen. Write your dreams!

This week:

  • 0 – Recap, tambourine man, piano man, hey dj play that song, follow up, house keeping items
  • 5 – incident of vandalism, breaking cars, the brighter side of vandalism,
  • 6 – Human Doing vs Human Being, The Messenger is the movie you should pay to watch for only $4. Do not be a lame.
  • 8 – Work daily grind, back to work items, MORE COFFEE TALK, what makes a good coffee shop vs what makes a coffee shop with good coffee
  • 12 – Generic Hacky Morning Zoo Topic List – Lifehacker Article Four Myths of Drinking Coffee — We comment on the four myths, including how it doesn’t make you sober, how Jeana thinks it actually made her dehydrated, ads that trick you (and that have to be quirky)
  • 20 – “I love milk. I doesn’t do nuthing to me”, lactose intolerance. Childish humor. Fart jokes, booty trumpets, fart extinguishers, Wayside School Is Falling Down reference,
  • 23 – Espresso myth, people who say Exxxxpresssstooo.
  • 25 – We make ill-informed cirrhosis comments. The right moods for espresso
  • 27 – Human Being not just a Human Doing.
  • 29 – Slouch Cap talk. We bought a slouch cap embroidered with the logo of the podcast. It’s cool but do you think it is cool?
  • 31 – What swag is cool?
  • 32 – $20 is a lot for any cap, says Dell, ideal price points for cool things
  • 34 – Dell wants this from some other podcast
  • 35 – Dell derails the podcast with some weirdness. Then explains himself.
  • 37 – Call to action. Stupid ideas.
  • 41 – Polo shirts are ugly. Especially the one you own. How to dress like an adult from barely adult people.
  • 45 – When is the Witching Hour? Twilight, dusk, 3am, midnight. How were we so sexist and oppressive to women?!
  • 49 – Wrap up and goodbyes.

Also Dell wants to to know that if you aren’t Oprah, ‘be yourself’ is terrible advice. Read the NYTimes thing below.

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169: BabyCation

End of BabyCation, Hobbies, books, and the perils of taking comedians too seriously

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via book on cassette tape. Rewind!

This week:

  • 0 – hanging out. feed back and follow up on last episode, more stroller talk (not having one)
  • 6 – steak talk, smoking up your entire, getting a good sear, adjusting to a new stove, steak thickness and more,
  • 10 – end of babycation. Regrets, lessons, and more. The ideal time to take off. Vacation Eyes,
  • 16 – back to work. returning to work after vacation.
  • 20 – sports minute –
  • 21 – MLS and world soccer is trying to get in your wallet.
  • 23 – Car troubles, MLS, getting hobbies and following through with them. Including book reading. Jeana has been reading Chronicles of Narnia for 10 years. What percentage of books in your personal library have you finished in their entirety? Comparing reading percentages.
  • 30 – Don’t be afraid of your hobbies. Are books on tape the same as reading? Or is it just podcasting?
  • 33 – the differences between media (books vs comics vs campfire vs movies)
  • 36 – Jeana picks a movie — The Messenger (2009)
  • 38 – picking movies in general. being forced to watch movies.
  • 40 – ARTICLE – Comediens finally taking on motherhood. Ally Wong, Catastophe, Motherhood, pregnancy,
  • 44 – The nature of comedy, cycles, new territory, overhyping the importance of comediens,
  • 48 – making entertainers cultural critcs when they can just be entertainers
  • 50 – finding fertile soil for comedy, Game of Thrones is actually just a new spin on old fantasy tropes,
  • 53 – How will GOT end? bittersweet, resolution, the best way to end this thing,
  • 56 – Wrapping it all up.

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168: Dog and Kid Show

Training your dogs and your kids.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via dog walking service. Take a poop!

This week:

  • 0 – 5 – Feedback follow up. Introductions. 167 recap. Local coffee follow up.
  • 5 – 8 – Roasting coffee. How to best roast coffee at home?
  • 8 – 12 – Getting out as a new parent. Babysitter checklist. Is it even worth it?
  • 12 – 15 – Strollers. Should you have one? Getting out and about. Wraps. Brad discusses the best way to carry your kid around.
  • 15 – 25 – Annoying people being rude when coming around the dog. Dog talk. The guys try to figure out the origin of this awful behavior. They compare it to the Elevator rudeness.
  • 25 – 29 – Being a good dog owner. Outsourcing dog walking. What is a good walk.
  • 29 – 36 – Parenting lessons from being a dog owner. Being a step-dog-owner. What makes a good owner? Walking? Stimulation? What?
  • 36 – 39 – More lessons. Making mistakes with dogs that help you raise a kid. Giving your kid a job around the house.
  • 39 – 43 – Dell explains Buster, his dog, and his weirdness. Training troubles. Consistency in training kids and dogs and how much wiggle room do you have?
  • 43 – The benefits of napping. Brad discusses tbe benefits of breaking routine.
  • 44 – Food routines. Do you do Taco Tuesday and Thai Thursday? Is this normal and we are weird?
  • 47 – Forcing kids to nap, by Brad.
  • 48 – Recaps, wrapping up. Incidentals. Cabin Amerdica, The Nice Guys, Deadpool, movie mentions, reviews. Shane Black is cool, more.
  • 53 – Kid shows, Little Bear, Rocky and Bullwinkle, the Octonauts. More wrapping up. Done.

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167: Roast My Coffee Freshly

We check in with the new parents, but mostly talk about coffee.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via fresh roasted coffee. Sip the Thermos Brand cup!

This week:

  • 0-5 intros
  • 5 – Tetris and gaming your brain and TV show recommendations – The Americans, Orphan Black
  • 8 – Birthing Jeana Update. Life as a dairy cow. Dealing with newborns and the things you notice about childrens.
  • 11 – Why do we yawn?
  • 12 – Children as 90% instinct.
  • 14 – Helpful parenting tips for dudes. Parental resentment, and why you might want to murder death kill your spouse in the middle of the night. Sleeping tips.
  • 22 – The three pillars of baby-rearing for a stress free first month. Manging stress. Parental leave.
  • 30 – more Leave talk and the implications for the companies who do not have good leave policies.
  • 33 – #Dadbrain. Adam talks about how he is turning into a space brain person who doesn’t know how this world works. Lattes and frappecinos please.
  • 37 – How helpful has Adam been to Jeana? Also mail box meals.
  • 41 – coffee talk, how to make it, how to compromise on quality, the best brands, the worst stuff. The bad coffee at Local Coffee in SA.
  • 58 – The implications of really getting into things, and how it ruins the Regular stuff.
  • 1:02 – Farther or Further?
  • 1:04 – dream jobs aren’t so dreamy
  • 1:05 – Civilization, farming, and removing ourselves from the basic lessons of living. Is that good, bad, or neither. Jeana makes a good point about 1:12
  • 1:21 – end.

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166: A Child Is Born

Ooooh man A+J = P

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered into your arms, for you to cradle.

This week:

  • 0 – 5 minutes – baby talk!
  • 5-12 minutes – Woman discusses her labor!
  • 12 – 22 – discussing complications and interventions
  • 22 – Parental leave and parenting
  • 28 – clichéd parenting and grandparents and naming your child
  • 31 – Dell update: He’s moving to Denton, Texas
  • 32 – Ideal distance from friends
  • 36 – The greatness of living alone
  • 39 – Age gaps among peers and the resulting problems
  • 41 – Dell discusses his rationale
  • 44 – Life goals, and the right balance between ambition and appreciating life
  • 49 – Dell and Brad go inside Mislays and discuss college. Adam is bored.
  • 53 – How all those old stories are slightly different now that these guys are older, wiser.
  • 55 – Adam cooks dinner, and the team discusses the perfect steak.
  • 1:00 – Dell unspools the brag of the night.
  • 1:07 – Brad on the perils of charcoal grilling
  • 1:12-:13 Nerd minute — talking CKII
  • 1:14-1:15 – wrap

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162: Bring Cosby

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via Chris Rock monologue. Look at his hands!

This week:

  • 161 Recap
  • The Oscars 2016 Review
    • #OscarsSoWhite, Controversy, Movie Talk
  • Brad Wears A Bow Tie
    • learning curve, 3 animals?, Brad had a birthday
  • Pregnancy Updates
    • Weird birth class problems, learning pain management techniques,
  • Brad the Dad, Part 3

Drink like us:

  • Everyone had water, like lames.

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161: Back and Forth

We discuss rap, election, estate taxes, crusader kings, and why your bio sucks.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via quirky indie video. #Podcast #Father #Diurnal

This week:

  • #160 Recap
  • Follow up:
  • Social Media Bios and Identity
  • Engaged listening sounds! Try something new!
  • Feeling the Bern?
    • Trump / Bernie hyperbolic comparisons
    • How to Stimulate the Economy, by three amateurs.
    • Estate Tax and you
  • Dell covers the Rap Music
    • Kendrick Lamar’s To Pimp A Butterfly and Kanye West’s My Dark Twisted Fantasy
    • KL is more deep, raw, should be studied and KW is formulaic.
  • Crusader Kings II —  It’s taking up our lives
  • Movie: Me & You & Everyone We Know

Drink like us:

  • Adam had beer.

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159: Dab

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered via halftime extravaganza! Enjoy the social commentary in our beats!

This week:

  • 158 recap
  • #Dell
  • SuperBowl 50 talk
    • Cam Newton, boredome, halftime shows
  • Baby Registry Probs
    • By popular demand
  • Metallica
    • Billions, poor show writing, Rolling Stones?, cartoonization of bands.

Drink like us:

  • Adam had water. So did everyone else.

Things To Do:

  • Watch You & Me & Everyone We Know
  • Feedback

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