168: Dog and Kid Show

Training your dogs and your kids.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via dog walking service. Take a poop!

This week:

  • 0 – 5 – Feedback follow up. Introductions. 167 recap. Local coffee follow up.
  • 5 – 8 – Roasting coffee. How to best roast coffee at home?
  • 8 – 12 – Getting out as a new parent. Babysitter checklist. Is it even worth it?
  • 12 – 15 – Strollers. Should you have one? Getting out and about. Wraps. Brad discusses the best way to carry your kid around.
  • 15 – 25 – Annoying people being rude when coming around the dog. Dog talk. The guys try to figure out the origin of this awful behavior. They compare it to the Elevator rudeness.
  • 25 – 29 – Being a good dog owner. Outsourcing dog walking. What is a good walk.
  • 29 – 36 – Parenting lessons from being a dog owner. Being a step-dog-owner. What makes a good owner? Walking? Stimulation? What?
  • 36 – 39 – More lessons. Making mistakes with dogs that help you raise a kid. Giving your kid a job around the house.
  • 39 – 43 – Dell explains Buster, his dog, and his weirdness. Training troubles. Consistency in training kids and dogs and how much wiggle room do you have?
  • 43 – The benefits of napping. Brad discusses tbe benefits of breaking routine.
  • 44 – Food routines. Do you do Taco Tuesday and Thai Thursday? Is this normal and we are weird?
  • 47 – Forcing kids to nap, by Brad.
  • 48 – Recaps, wrapping up. Incidentals. Cabin Amerdica, The Nice Guys, Deadpool, movie mentions, reviews. Shane Black is cool, more.
  • 53 – Kid shows, Little Bear, Rocky and Bullwinkle, the Octonauts. More wrapping up. Done.

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167: Roast My Coffee Freshly

We check in with the new parents, but mostly talk about coffee.

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered to you via fresh roasted coffee. Sip the Thermos Brand cup!

This week:

  • 0-5 intros
  • 5 – Tetris and gaming your brain and TV show recommendations – The Americans, Orphan Black
  • 8 – Birthing Jeana Update. Life as a dairy cow. Dealing with newborns and the things you notice about childrens.
  • 11 – Why do we yawn?
  • 12 – Children as 90% instinct.
  • 14 – Helpful parenting tips for dudes. Parental resentment, and why you might want to murder death kill your spouse in the middle of the night. Sleeping tips.
  • 22 – The three pillars of baby-rearing for a stress free first month. Manging stress. Parental leave.
  • 30 – more Leave talk and the implications for the companies who do not have good leave policies.
  • 33 – #Dadbrain. Adam talks about how he is turning into a space brain person who doesn’t know how this world works. Lattes and frappecinos please.
  • 37 – How helpful has Adam been to Jeana? Also mail box meals.
  • 41 – coffee talk, how to make it, how to compromise on quality, the best brands, the worst stuff. The bad coffee at Local Coffee in SA.
  • 58 – The implications of really getting into things, and how it ruins the Regular stuff.
  • 1:02 – Farther or Further?
  • 1:04 – dream jobs aren’t so dreamy
  • 1:05 – Civilization, farming, and removing ourselves from the basic lessons of living. Is that good, bad, or neither. Jeana makes a good point about 1:12
  • 1:21 – end.

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166: A Child Is Born

Ooooh man A+J = P

The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded weekly and delivered into your arms, for you to cradle.

This week:

  • 0 – 5 minutes – baby talk!
  • 5-12 minutes – Woman discusses her labor!
  • 12 – 22 – discussing complications and interventions
  • 22 – Parental leave and parenting
  • 28 – clichéd parenting and grandparents and naming your child
  • 31 – Dell update: He’s moving to Denton, Texas
  • 32 – Ideal distance from friends
  • 36 – The greatness of living alone
  • 39 – Age gaps among peers and the resulting problems
  • 41 – Dell discusses his rationale
  • 44 – Life goals, and the right balance between ambition and appreciating life
  • 49 – Dell and Brad go inside Mislays and discuss college. Adam is bored.
  • 53 – How all those old stories are slightly different now that these guys are older, wiser.
  • 55 – Adam cooks dinner, and the team discusses the perfect steak.
  • 1:00 – Dell unspools the brag of the night.
  • 1:07 – Brad on the perils of charcoal grilling
  • 1:12-:13 Nerd minute — talking CKII
  • 1:14-1:15 – wrap

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